Saturday 6 October 2007

Gonna Be a Bear

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business, You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup! Gonna be a bear!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is too funny! Lol!

Angie said...

I think I may want to join you...it sounds kind of fun

Anonymous said...

i'm soooo gonna be a bear...lol

Sharon said...

Luv it Luv it Luv it . . . I wanna be a bear too! Thanks for making me smile today.